If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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