I must be too annoying 4 u.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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