We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I smell stomach acid.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize