I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
This baby is an asshole
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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