So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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