Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
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I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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