Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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