lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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