i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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