he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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