if i can run in heels then i can drive
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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