The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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