I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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