my mouth tastes like poor choices
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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