There's always time for handjobs
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Oh god it's open bar.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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