She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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