Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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