I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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