where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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