Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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