i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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