I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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