scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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