He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We are all done wearing pants today
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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