How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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