Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
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so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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