Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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