She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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