if you like me you must not know who I am
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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