i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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