He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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