I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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