I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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