Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
there was a trapeze. enough said
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm getting married
To pizza
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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