Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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