Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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