He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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