she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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