Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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