I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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