I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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