Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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