Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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