addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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