Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize