so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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