Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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