It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
pop tarts are not kleenex
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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