just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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