Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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